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TheLivvingDoll · Adventurer Joined: 20 Mar 2010 Posts: 76

Alright so I have to share this... My 12 year old has a friend over spending a few nights. They are sitting on my bed with my laptop watching videos and Miley comes on. (Yeah I hear a collective sigh). It's the Can't be Tamed one.

My Twelve year old: She dressed wierd.

Her friend: She's a bird for the video.

My Twelve year old: Video or no, she dresses wierd.

Her Friend: Ya know they say she's gay.

And all of a sudden the video stops, the next one comes on and you hear from both of them in Unison...JUSTIN BIEBER!!!! OH GOSH I LOVE HIM!!!!!

This is my day......

Mal'raena · Visitor Joined: 22 Jun 2010 Posts: 2

Nothing wrong with Justin Bieber. Name's a bit masculine, but she's a cool chick.

Teh Glouris Lrod Kujabis · Transcendent Spammer Joined: 29 Dec 2003 Posts: 5740

Merci d'Rue · Babbling Loony Joined: 18 Jan 2006 Posts: 2810

This is how the conversations goes in my house:

15 year old: I hate Miley (same one) sooo much!

13 Year old instantly a moment later: I hate her to!

Both turn to my 5 Year old: You dont like Miley , We dont like Miley .

5 yr old runs into my room: I don't like Miley

Me-Do you even know who she is?

5 yr. old-(shakes head no) but WE dont like her! Runs off.

This is how it is in my world, 15 yr old sets the pace, 13 year old mimics, they impress thier whims on five year old.

Three girls...Three..
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Willow Smythe · Certifiable Joined: 25 Feb 2007 Posts: 1713

Well Bina is still smarter than the other two. She never bothered getting to know Miley. Just saying.
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Dealthagar · Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 9:01 am Post subject:

My seven year old daughter will cut you with a prison shank if you even cross your eyes at Miley. And Lady Gaga...."should be elected Queen".

My eleven year old son listens to showtoons, 70's Arena rock and Motown.

*sigh*
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Cal Hurst · Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:45 am Post subject:

This is what conversations go like at my house:

Cat: Meow

Me: Shut up

Cat: Meow

Me: SHUT UP!

Cat: Meow!

Me: OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
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Sadira Reflov · Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 3:23 pm Post subject:

And here is mine..mind you that my son is a monkey see and hear monkey do and say....

Daughter (6 years old): MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! *comes running to me*

Me:What's the matter?

Daughter: *points to her brother* HIM! I hate him!

Me: What did he do this time?

Daughter: He was in my ROOM! And sat on my bed!

Me: *sighs rubbing temples* Hun maybe you can play with him... you know... get one of yoru games and play with him.

Daughter:*huffs and walks away yelling* "IT'S MY ROOM JUJU you stay out!!!"

son (3 years old):*comes running to me, "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!"

Me: *thinking of becoming an alcoholic..as this makes the 10th time this day I been hearing this* What's the matter?"

son:*points to his sister* "HIM!"

Me: No you mean HER...sissy is a girl so she is a HER you are a boy so you are a HIM.

son: NO HIM! *continuing to point at his sister*

Me: *after debating the fact that its a her I give up* What did your sister do?

son: "kicked me out of her rooom! its MY room" then runs off to his actual room slams the door yelling "NO its MY ROOM"

This is my wonderful day when I am off.. Rob says the kids do not act this way when he is home..curious where the earplugs are that he keeps hidden.
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Wynn · Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 3:16 pm Post subject:

THis is one of the converstations in our house. Believe it or not it isnt between our kids.

Husband: Crazy Bird

Maggie (our B&G Macaw) Bad Bird

Husband looking at bird : Your a crazy bird

Maggie:( Now tilts her head upside down) Whatever! then says it under her breath whatever whatever

Husband: Your so silly Maggie

Maggie: Shut up Bad Bird MOOOOMMMM

Yes she calls me mom and hollers for me. She and my husband do this all the time when she wants our kids she hollers for them by their names but she has always called my husband a bad bird and when she wants him she hollers for the "Bad Bird" Now my kids being that they are 5 and 6 wow the converstaions they have
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Cezanne Abella · Seasoned Veteran Joined: 24 Apr 2009 Posts: 475

You've all got better conversations than I have...I have a 4 year old conure named Puck.
After lights out, from beneath the cover of his cage, he begins...

Puck: Birdie?

Me (from the bedroom): Birdie?

Puck: Birdie?

Me: Birdie?

Puck: Birdie?

Me: Birdie?

Puck: Birdieeeeeeeeeeeee! Nyuk nyuk nyuk...