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Bryelle Vaughn
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| Sitka wrote: | 17 Steps To Cooking A Turkey
1. Go buy a turkey
2. Take a drink of whisky
3. Put turkey in the oven
4. Take another 2 drinks of whisky
5. Set the degree at 375 ovens
6. Take 3 more whiskys of drink
7. Turk the bastey
8. Whisky another bottle of get
9. Ponder the meat thermometer
10. Glass yourself a pour of whisky
11. Bake the whisky for 4 hours
12. Take the oven out of the turkey
13. Floor the turkey up off of the pick
14. Turk the carvey
15. Get yourself another scottle of botch
16. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
17. Bless the dinner and pass out |
Now there is an eventful thanksgiving *laughs*
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Cezanne Abella
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| Edda wrote: | tofurky is the newest trend.
like swine flu.
im having whiskey and cigars with my best friend/husband |
I'm vegetarian. 
Tofurkey is actually VERY good. I'm very skeptical of fake meats, and I don't like most of them. I'd just rather do without. But Tofurkey is nothing like plain tofu, and nothing like soy meat. It's really good 
The only other ones I like are Boca Burgers, Priman Strips (seitan jerkey - awesome for camping trips), and sometimes fake sausage. (If you respond to fake sausage with something about Cal, I'm going on strike.) |
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Willow Smythe
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| Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 12:20 am Post subject: |
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| Sitka wrote: | 17 Steps To Cooking A Turkey
1. Go buy a turkey
2. Take a drink of whisky
3. Put turkey in the oven
4. Take another 2 drinks of whisky
5. Set the degree at 375 ovens
6. Take 3 more whiskys of drink
7. Turk the bastey
8. Whisky another bottle of get
9. Ponder the meat thermometer
10. Glass yourself a pour of whisky
11. Bake the whisky for 4 hours
12. Take the oven out of the turkey
13. Floor the turkey up off of the pick
14. Turk the carvey
15. Get yourself another scottle of botch
16. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
17. Bless the dinner and pass out |
Best Thanksgiving ....Ever
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Drayek
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| Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 12:54 am Post subject: |
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| Cezanne Abella wrote: | | (If you respond to fake sausage with something about Cal, I'm going on strike.) |
Please, there's nothing fake about Cal. He is 100% all beef and yet still knows how to pork fish like a pro. |
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Willow Smythe
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| Drayek wrote: | | Cezanne Abella wrote: | | (If you respond to fake sausage with something about Cal, I'm going on strike.) |
Please, there's nothing fake about Cal. He is 100% all beef and yet still knows how to pork fish like a pro. |
Again, wow, just wow.
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Edda
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I like the fake burgers that have spicy black beans in them. I fracking rock that rubbish. |
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Yasamin
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| Drayek wrote: | | Cezanne Abella wrote: | | (If you respond to fake sausage with something about Cal, I'm going on strike.) |
Please, there's nothing fake about Cal. He is 100% all beef and yet still knows how to pork fish like a pro. |
Again, Cal doesn't need a larger ego!
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Drayek
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| Yasamin wrote: |
Again, Cal doesn't need a larger ego! |
Oh come on, that's like being afraid that OES will feed souls to Oblivion and make it bigger. |
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Cezanne Abella
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| Drayek wrote: | | Oh come on, that's like being afraid that OES will feed souls to Oblivion and make it bigger. |
Great, something else to keep me up at night.... |
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Drayek
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What? Are you afraid that Cal is Morgaz, the Avatar of Oblivion, because that is the only way he could have such infinite ego? That his ego is a divine blessing from egomaniacs like Darrien? |
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Ceinwyn ab'Arawn
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I can't follow up the post above, but I still wanna wish everyone, even Canuckians, a Happy Turkey Day.  |
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Cear Dallben ZOG
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Bryelle Vaughn
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Cear said, "I shot guns. Two confirmed kills.
This is a whole thread in itself. Deer season, of course started Monday here. On Tuesday the husband shot one at 150 yards. Following that he had to track it to the top of a hill and drag it down. I volunteered to help drag it from bottom of the hill to our yard, in which he field dresses it. My shoulders will be sore for weeks and he still has three more deer left on his roster to shoot.
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Cear Dallben ZOG
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| Bryelle Vaughn wrote: | Cear said, "I shot guns. Two confirmed kills.
This is a whole thread in itself. Deer season, of course started Monday here. On Tuesday the husband shot one at 150 yards. Following that he had to track it to the top of a hill and drag it down. I volunteered to help drag it from bottom of the hill to our yard, in which he field dresses it. My shoulders will be sore for weeks and he still has three more deer left on his roster to shoot. |
MMmmmm field dressing. Thats a good way to hunt coyote the following night.
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Drayek
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F YOU, YANKS. I made a pumpkin pie. Now I have the best part of Thanksgiving, without the family or the hours cooking or the cleanup. I win >:O |
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