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[Ceinwyn ab'Arawn]

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The following is posted on bulletin boards everywhere, sometimes in triplicate. (in dark Cove, a wraith was sent to hang the poster)

Land Reformation Act

A vote for me is a vote for a land wherein crime is extinct. A land once more united. A land in which there is no prejudice against a person's race. A land of prosperity and joy.

I alone have the power to give Britannia what it needs, what it deserves. Order and Prosperity. None of the other candidates can guarantee that to the citizens of Britannia. Instead, they promise wishful thinking, backing themselves with intangible and impossible dreams. They have no force or army to protect its citizens, as I do.

Our regime will sweep over the land, cleansing it of the chaotic strife that currently riddles it. Crime will be abolished. We will bring the death penalty back to these lands, and restore the peace that has been gone for so long. The other candidates only propose long, tedious meetings, wherein they will discuss the issues and crimes at hand. Under my guidance, there will be few issues needing dealt with, as more action will be taken against those who break the law.

We will reunite the cities of the mainland. No more will there be these break-away cities, with their self-proclaimed kings and their constant feuding. Once more will the continent be as one.

I promise an end to unemployment and hunger and homelessness. An estimate of 1,536 jobs will be created this year, alone, if I am elected.

There will be more fests and celebrations. I, as a ruler, recognize the need for fun. Plus, while festivals and fairs lead to relaxation and enjoyment, they also create jobs and increase revenue for the land. Tourism will increase, no longer will the theatre and conservatories lack funding. A special grant will be deeded to these buildings to promote interest in arts and music.

The other candidates likely haven't even considered the plight of the people. All they spout about is more meetings and less action. We will do for Britannia what we have done for Umbra. Growth, prosperity, tourism. All of these will be yours.

So if you want the same old government in which the same old problems continuously re-occur vote for another candidate. If you want to be ruled by a man who already once turned his back on you, and claimed control of one of Lord British's cities, taking the name of king, vote for another candidate. If you want a ruler who will hide behind another nation's army, vote for another candidate. If you want a ruler who at any time may become possessed by demons, vote for another candidate. If you want a ruler who is ashamed of what he once was, vote for another candidate. If you want a ruler who calls herself a rebel and would prefer trees as company, rather than citizens, vote for another candidate.

If you want something done the right way the first time, vote for me.