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Bailos

Another great, new product from Bald Corp!

If anyone in the community is interested in participating I present the following opportunity...

I have spent time IG creating, enchanting and testing specially artificed Ovens. I call them "Random-Bake Ovens". They are warded against basic, and obvious methods of detection and they are not "evil" creations. If anyone has an oven in their home or place of business and would like to RP buying a new one, my specially crafted, funzies are available for RP distribution! Regardless of where you order your oven from or whom you buy it from, it will be replaced with a Random Bake Oven between now and September 13th! I have distributed my product across all of Britannia, Malas and Tokuno for the next 2 weeks in addition to sending out vendors selling nothing but my product.

The ovens bestows random properties and effects, sometimes in combination (for better or worse or for silly) on whatever to cooked or baked inside of it running the gambit from Cookies that scream when you bite them, to bunt cake that grants telekinesis until digested.

If you ICQ or PM me what you are baking in the oven I will literally take out dice and roll on my table to determine what you get, or just create my own random effect.

If you want to eventually discover WTF is happening, that is fine, just please respect the following;
Bailos is really old, and really good at what he does. He did not make an amateur product and it will not be easy to "undo" any effect caused by the Ovens by simple means. Regardless of effect the magic is not based on good or evil and is highly resistant to "alignment based" counter-attack. It will also not be as simple as saying "THIS OVEN IS ENCHANTED!!!" If you are willing to RP an investigation into the matter and spend a couple days figuring out what is happening, I will respect the effort to get RP out of this! Or, don't figure it out, and just enjoy Smile

No long term or permanent harm will come to any character unless you ask me for it to. How you interpret your character's psychological health after any related events is up to you.

If you have a special request for anything truly wacky, or truly horrifying or truly disturbing, you can indicate it to me and I will accommodate.

You can keep RPing having the oven for AS LONG AS YOU LIKE and can even gain a modicum of control over it with enough effort, but I would only like people to "get them" from now until Sept 13th.

Drayek · Certifiable Joined: 30 Dec 2003 Posts: 1690

...You were entirely serious yesterday.

I'll post relevant screenshots later.

Bailos · Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:34 pm Post subject:

I take my bakeware very seriously.

Kaelthir · Certifiable Joined: 28 Aug 2004 Posts: 1932

Seriously, I thought you were just doing that cookie thing again.

Bailos · Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 1:35 pm Post subject:

Thanks to all who participated so far! (running total == 0)

Closing up shop early since I am spread so thin due to all these requests. [/emo]

Evenna Vael · Adventurer Joined: 20 Jul 2009 Posts: 71

actually and do forgive me as this is so late. I did intend to do some rp with this.

If you dont mind. I have Yasa's permission to allow one to be delivered to the bakers in moonglow.

Since my character is a cook it should be fun.

Ariana Lenoir · Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:09 pm Post subject:

Bailos · Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 4:26 pm Post subject:

I've got an in game merchant for the purposes of point of sale. I wasn't doing this as a plot item as I never intend to have anything ultimately come of it (at least not by my own design, but that is not to say someone couldn't "make an issue of it"), just an offering for people to add some absurdity to their lives if they were interested.

Arakad · Lore Keeper Joined: 02 Jan 2005 Posts: 940

Soren · Journeyman Joined: 03 Sep 2009 Posts: 102

I would like to purchase one!