Atlantic Roleplay Community Boards Forum Index Atlantic Roleplay Community Boards
Roleplay Community Forums for the Atlantic Shard

FAQFAQ SearchSearch CalendarCalendar LinksLinks WikiWiki  RegisterRegister
RulesBoard Rules MemberlistMemberlist UsergroupsUsergroups RSS FeedRSS Feed PortalPortal 
  ProfileProfile Log in to check your private messagesMessages Log inLog in

All arms and legs.. Literally

Post new topic Reply to topic Atlantic Roleplay Community Boards Forum Index -> The Crossroads Tavern
View previous topic :: View next topic
Author Message
Lea VanHellseig
Visitor


Joined: 11 Nov 2010
Posts: 8

PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 1:40 pm Post subject: All arms and legs.. Literally Reply with quote

So there were some sayings such as "Putting your foot in your mouth" that had become banned in the VanHellseig household. Mainly because when it was said , Lea would find it rather funny to detach her foot and put it right in her mouth hopping around on the other. One time she fell almost choking on it.

Let us not speak of Livvies horror, when one of the valley cats ran buy with a tongue literally clutched between its teeth and Lea ran crying after it. True to Livvies hot blooded form, she pounced the cat, wrestled the tongue away and chastised her daughter about giving body parts away to strange animals. Needle and thread and the "tongue" was good as new, though the cat had seen better days...

Lea became attached at Livvies hip, thankfully not literally, but in the aspect of cooking. She spent long hours each day watching her mother perfect her art. For Livvie's cooking was indeed an art, and the Soldiers of Stonegate were grateful for the most simplest of things. Lea had nicknamed her mother flower nose as an incident with flour had dictated. So she toddled about the meadhall loosing a few parts here and there. At the end of the day Livvie would gather them up, reattach them and search out what was left of her daughter in whatever dark cubby hole she had managed to squeeze into.

Lea was odd but she was who she was, and nothing on this planet could change that. The curse of Ebons family had manifested itself in a curious way but yet not a bit negative. If you are born a certain way then you know nothing else and hence it is natural to you. Lea had become quite literally Livvie's Living Doll.

As for Dell, Lea's twin brother, that was indeed another story...
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Display posts from previous:
Post new topic Reply to topic Atlantic Roleplay Community Boards Forum Index -> The Crossroads Tavern All times are GMT - 4 Hours
Page 1 of 1

Jump to:  
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum


Ultima Online, ORIGIN, and the Ultima Online and ORIGIN logos are trademarks of Electronic Arts Inc. Game content and materials copyright 1997-2020 Electronic Arts Inc. All rights reserved.