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'''Title: Dupre the Swine!'''

'''Author: Concerned Citizens'''
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Anonymous sources 
confirm that Lord Dupre, 
de facto dictator of 
Britannia, is the likely 
father of a baby soon to 
be born out of wedlock 
to an underage mother! 

While the girl's name is 
currently being withheld, 
it is believed likely that 
Dupre kept her as a 
domestic or other sort 
of long-term servant, only 
to cast her away from 
his estate upon 
discovering her infelicitous 
condition. No financial 
support or other aid has 
been rendered to the girl, 
who now relies upon the 
charity of others to 
survive. Many believe that 
Lord Dupre is no longer 
fit to hold a position of 
power, and would be wise 
indeed to step down.

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