Medikal Buuk Vol 2

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Title: Medikal Buuk Vol 2

Author: Zingu an Krei'Koug

Insumnia- Da ork whu iz habin pwublemz sleeping, ju conk hem ober da head wit a bashur, it shuld put hem tu sleepie. Dyarrehia- Ju put a wuuden stoppa ub hiz buutem and seal in der su nub bwun stubb nub kume owt.

Dehidwation-gibe hem luts ob bluudale, sume hab been knuwn tu fake diz tu git bluudale, ib der mouth iz nub dwy, dey fakee it, den klump dem. Flatuulencze- Diz when da orc can nub stup makin' funni nusies an' smelli air.

Diz is a cummun pwoblem wit runtz. Unley whey tu deal wit it iz tu makee dem clamp der bowels, ib dey dun't, klump dem. Vumitin'- Diz when da orc start pukin' der gutz owt, diz uzaulli happenz when land lubber orcs are et sea, all ju kan du iz gibe dem a bucket and let dem bwing it owt har harr harr!

Scurvy- Diz when da orc's teeth an' armz start fallin' uff, da only wey tu pwevent diz is tu makee hem suck un a lemon all dey, harr! Pink Eye- ACK! Dat umie lubbur 'ab elbzie-kullur eyez! Poke dem owt wit a pokur!

Bluudi Flux- When da orc iz..errhm...iz dizchargin bluudi stubb frum hiz bowelz, diz iz mojo bad, ju hab tu bi mojo realli kareful an weach in dere and get dat stubb owt and git da icky stubb.. Bubunik Plague- Diz iz when da orc haz funni blak spotz on hem,...chuck hem in da dungeon and let hem rot, unli kure iz tu BLEED HEM! Harr harr!

Da Komplicated mojo sicknezzes-oder knuwn az da "mojo scawry sicknezzes nub-une wuntz tu git"-Chp2

Wetardenezz- It hab been rwumored dat sume ob dose humie mahjukerz hab a mojo spell dat letz dem makee dem viktimz toopid! Wetardenezz is da humie wurd fur toopid. Whun an orc iz cazt wit diz mahjuk, it usaulli duez nubting sinze da orc iz alweadi tuu dull fur ani effeckt. But sumetimez, ib sume orcz hab bwainz insteb ob roks, dey kan go toopid ib dey are mahjuked bi da humie pugdungs.

Symtomz ob Wetardnezz-

-Ekcessive Druulin'

-Ekcessive blah ob "du'h"ing

-Inhabiliti ob duing basik taskz

Huw tu tweat- Da unli wealli effektive wey ob tweatin' diz dieseze iz ib da orc mahjuker, ur shamun, curez ju wit mojo mahjuk, which iz stull a myzteri ob whut dey du, mozt ob da tyme, wetardnezz is juzt tempurari, bud itd can lazt fureber ib ju git a nazty bump un da hed in a soft sput, mozt iz stull a myzteri.

Curpruz Dieize (ur da angri brain eatin' zombie diezie)-

Diz deizie iz unli seen in rare cazes, itz mojo hard tu catch, bud mojo hard tu git wid ob! It iz rumored dat detties sumetymez harbor diz deisez in dem, ur ju kan get en contact wit da deizse ib ju git cut or marred bi a dettie, but itb stull bi mojo hard tu git. Whun ju du git it, ju turn gwey and start moanin and gruwling and twying tu eat jur orc freindz!

Symtoms-

-Orc startz tu turn gwey

-Orc gits a new taste fur brains an' gutz

-Orc startz moanin' and groanin' mojo lutz

-Startz walking mojo weird wit it dwaggin' it'z feet an' habbing armz sweatched owt.

-Vewi, vewi sluw at movin'

How tu tweat-

Dere are unli a few weyz ob tweatin diz deizie-

1. KILL DEM ALL, but dat gibes a big mojo populatiun lozz

2. Mojo guudi-durer mahjuk, sumeting orcz nub hab, humiez hab (---->)