Report To The Crown

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Title: Report to the Crown

Author: Zooxanthellae

Rangers in Brae, are faithful, but wishing for a little recognition from the crown for their efforts.

This is understandable given the effort they put in to protecting the realm. Plus, they played a pivital role in that whole "throw the ring in the fires of Mount Doom" thing.

Miners in minoc, say that the wealth of Mount Kendall seems unending, unlike the health those who work to free its riches. I believe a raise in the minimum wage to $15 an hour is in order.

The gems of the crown do come from their sweat after all, and we don't want any spit on the crown jewels.

The Mages in Moonglowfare just fine without interference. They feel the constant visits mean the crown does not trust them. I feel the mages are a tad dramatic, and are acting like nerds.

I would suggest cracking down on those hooligans a bit, they think too highly of themselves, and their shennanigans aren't funny, which makes them not really shennanigans at all really. Really.

Farmers in Britain fare well, but only barely.

They report life is hard when the crops don't come. I explained to them that using water instead of Brawndo the thirst mutilator should help their crops come in better next year.

I also gave them some gold and a one-year subscription to FarmersOnly.com

Sailors in Vesper report they need fewer pirates in the waters around jhelom, the waters be teaming with pirates these days.

I responded with lyrics from Jimmy Buffet's "A Pirate Looks at 40" And they asked me to leave like a weirdo.