The Shattering Unveiled

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Title: The Shattering Unveiled

Author: DeadBob

Mondain: I had it, you know, The Gem of Imortality.

Bartender: Right. <wipes Mondain's drool off the bar> Want another drink?

Mondain: <nods>

Bartender: OKAY, One Dragon-Drool Cooler coming up. So, what happened to it?

Mondain: What? Bartender: The Gem of Immortality.

Mondain: Oh. Sorry. I am getting very old. Immortality ain't all it's cracked up to be. You won't believe this, but some incompetent, bumbling fool of a Stranger dropped it.

<chokes back tears> It SHATTERED!!

Bartender: There there, now. You got your immortality, didn't you? Let's talk of pleasanter things. How's the family doing? Your Dad ok?

Mondain: <Glares> What do you mean by that!? I DID NOT KILL MY FATHER!

It's just that... well, the Gem of Immortality powered his Pacemaker. I merely ... inconvenienced him, maybe.

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