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[Noah Hafford]

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*Sent via normal messenger boy from the Jhelom docks*

To the Girl that Loves Me the Most:
Sister,

I'm coming home soon. Though, thats a relative term considering my home was burned to the ground in my absence. I reckon I'll have to make do with the accommodations at whatever tavern I can find that provides warm beds and cold ales. I hear you still have quite a nice and spacey home. It must be nice to live there instead of the tiny confines of the tower that Anub and I let you live in for years without asking for gold and letting you decorate at your whim. Ahem.

On my ready to set sail for Jhelom I heard a rumor that I am hoping you can confirm. I hear that Mi Lady, Genna has come out of her hermit hole and is out putting her life in danger once more. It would be nice seeing her again, and as much of her as she'll possibly show in public. Heh. If you read her the last line, I will put your cookie arse over my knee.

It is, however, what I haven't heard that is a relief to me. I have recieved no invitation, nor announcement of your wedding. I hope I can take this to mean that you came to your senses where pansy mages are concerned. A mage would never be good enough for my sister. You need a man, not a fop that mumbles strange words and wears dresses. Why you keep getting involved with the type, I will never understand. If I had not adopted you as my sister, I would bed you myself and show you what a real man was. None the less, if I come home and find you with yet another pansy, I will make very good use of my mace. I hear that cloth robes are very easily "stripped off", if you catch my meaning.

Enough with threats. I want nothing more than to see your cookie arse happy and hope that my arrival finds you that way. You are as special to me as you are annoying, and I miss you, my sister.

From the Man that Loves You the Most,
Your Brother,
Noah H.
(former KGP Stripper/Macer)
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~Noah Hafford~
Guardian Knight of
Phoenix Knights of Yew, PKY

[Cat Lyxen]

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Cat ran to the door opening it wide to let the sunshine in and stopped dead in her tracks as a young man jumped and made a strange strangling sound. Cat giggled at him, for she had scared him as much as he had startled her.
The young man continued to stare and then Cat watched as the blush crept from his neck to his forehead. Cat tilted her head to the side in wonder at the young man’s stare. Following his eyes she looked down and then realized she had forgotten to throw her robe on before opening the door.
The young man stood as a statue holding out a folded piece of parchment. Cat snatched the paper, kissed the young mans nose and gently closed the door on his stunned face.
As she walked to her sewing room she giggled and opened the message.
After reading the message she jumped up and shrieked with joy. She ran up the steps to her bed chamber.

She burst into the room and jumped, landing square in the middle of Devil’s chest. Devil grunted at her as he opened his sleep filled eyes.
“Why are you screaming Cat? Are all the cookies gone?”

Cat laughed and waved the letter around.
“No, Noah is coming home! My brother Noah! The man who loves me bestest in the world! He is comin home!!”
Cat jumped off of Devil and the bed and started dancing around the room. Devil lay in the warm covers watching the nude feline and grinning. When Cat saw him grinning she remembered she had not gotten dressed yet and threw a nearby robe over her head. Devil grumbled and started to get up from the bed.

“It says he needs a place to live cuz his house burned down. He will live with me! YAY! We will have so much fun! Oh and Devil, he will just luv you to pieces cuz yer not a mage. He never did like any mages I was friends with .” She giggled and winked at Devil before running back down the stairs and dancing some more.

Cat went outside and sat in a patch of sun thinking of all the fun she and Noah had in the past. She remembered how Noah was always with a different woman and they all loved him, except the ones that he made mad. She remembered the time he was in a state of undress behind the throne at the castle in Brit with a woman and Lady Genna caught him. That was the first time she ever knew her brother to blush.

“Oh! I better tell Lady Genna that my brother is coming home. She will be happy to hear that her personal guard is returning, I know!” Cat went into the house to dress properly, well as properly as she always did and set off for the Phoenix Knights of Yew guild house to tell Lady Genna the good news.
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'I'll end with an edit to Ditto's post since she obviously doesn't grasp the man code.......................having your sister entertained by another gentleman gives you clearance to entertain their sister without retribution while taking care of mom leads to a blood fued which can only end in death" Gnarlug