Bards and Women
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Title: Bards and Women
Author: Fernwig Teveril
Say good friend, could you tell me what it is with bards and women? Throughout me many adventures in Britannia i came across a nice little town called Moonglow.
Usually a place known for it magic and books, i stumbled across a few bards in these parts. They come to write books for the Lycaemum but most improtantly, for their minds, the women.Two Bards that i speak of shall be know by different names to keep thine selves from embarresment. Lets call them Jim and Bob. One day while making one of me many trips to the bank i saw Jim and Bob drooling over some lady. Now maybe it is just me but they seemed a little TO intrested in this female, shall we call her Lane. I mean i love women just as much as the next guy but their smooth talking and sweet music was going to make me hurl.
I mean, i suppose this is a classic tale of a warrior getting his women stolen by a handsome great lover guy. But what i dont get is how they can do that stuff without being tempted to kill themselves. They sit around saying stupid things like im a sucker for a handsome face. And kissing the hand of the lady. But i didnt mind because i was getting a kick out of watching them make fools of themselves.
Then, the best part came when the other bard arived. Whoa was that fun. Both playing music and hurling compliments at the poor women. Finally, with a twirl of her hands and a chant of Kal Ort Por the lady was gone. Then the bards turned to each other, knowing that she would be back, and asked who was better. At this point i thought a fight was going to break out. Some weird stuff goes on in Moonglow and most of it is centered around Bob and Jim. But one day these Bards will learn that no maiden is worth the trouble of fighting each other in a battle of worths or making themsleves look like idiots. So that is me story and come to Moonglow if you dare because Jim and Bob may be fighting again and if you are a pretty women STAY away from Bob and Jim. For those buys are nothing but trouble to a fair maiden.
About the Auther- Fernwig Teveril is of the Teveril family. =) He spends his days attempting to become a good guy and generaly hangs out in Moonglow