The Drunken Teachings

Title: The Drunken Teachings

Author: a drunken monk

Compassion:

it is the one with the most compassion that will share their last bottle of wine with their enemy.

Honesty:

through honesty we shall not decieve ourselves into thinking being a drunkard is wrong

Honor:

stand your ground move not from your bar stool.

Humility:

material things are only as good as the that watered down liquor of days gone by.

Justice:

fight and defend your beliefs but do not spill your drink in the process

Sacrafice:

should you see a sober person along your journeys sacrafice your flask and offer them some wine.

Spirituality:

meditation through drunkeness brings us closer to the balance which we call life.

Valor:

the courage to show that drunkeness is far better then soberness