The Trinsic Times
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Title: The Trinsic Times
Author: G D
'Contents
Page 2-10. World News
Page 11-17. Advice
Page 18-19 Warning!
Page 20 Crystal Ball
World News
+ Luna +
Yesterday a young warrior was pummeled to death by his Golem outside Luna's Bank. Apparently the lad fell asleep! One witness tells us "He was jus' swingin' away an no one though anythin' of it...until he fell to the groun'" Luna guards are investigating this incident.
+ Britain +
Late last nite there was a tavern brawl inside The Cat's Lair. Barkeep Timothy told the two unruly men to get out! They fought their way outside but the fight was broken up when the town Guards stepped in.
+ Moonglow +
A crazy woman known by the name Tinker Bell caused quite an uproar in Moonglow yesterday. She started hurling fireballs at anything that moved outside the Bank! Witnesses tell us "She just calmly walked into the roadways and stood there for a long time. Next thing we knew, she was cackling loudly and flames were shooting everywhere! I ran for my life!" The woman finally tired herself out and was taken away by the town's Guards. Town Guard Nelson tells us "So far this has been an isolated incident. We are investigating the matter."
+ Trinsic +
A theif tried to make off with a handful of jewels at The Pearl of Trinsic two days ago. Shopkeeper Bryant had this to say "This fellow came in, looked pretty poor like he had no business in 'ere. I keep my eyes on him an before I know it, he grabbed some gems and ran out the door!" Fortunatly the town Guards struck the theif down. Guard Christopher made this statement "Scum like him are not welcome in our fine city!"
Advice by Jerika
Dear Jerika,
I'm just a lonely bard. Recently I traveled to Jhelom where I saw the most beautiful woman. Her name is Melissa. I could not keep my eyes away from her beauty. Eventually a handsome Warrior came over to her and kissed her! I found out that this was her Husband! What should I do?
Signed Lonely in Jhelom
Dear Lonely,
I think you better find another love interest. You are just a bard and he a mighty warrior! You have no chance! Do you realize with one swing of his sword, you will be felled? Perhaps you should learn to pick up a sword so you have a fighting chance!
Good Luck - Jerika
Dear Jerika,
My girlfriend likes to bake cakes and cookies. You would think this is a good thing, but it isn't. The problem is, she can't bake! Her cookies are like rocks and her cakes taste so bland! What should I do?
Signed Not very hungry
Dear Not hungry,
Does your girlfriend have a dog? If not, I suggest getting her one. That way when you visit her and she tries to feed you these "treats", you can quietly feed them to the doggy! Just make sure she doesn't see you doing that!
-Jerika
+ Warning!! +
My fellow travelers, there is a scam going on. The fair lady Balia has been found wandering the streets, asking for an escort to a city and in turn, she will pay you gold coins. Do not be fooled! This lady tells you to escort her, but she escorts you away from the road and steals your coin!
Todays Crystal Ball
You better get out there and fight those dragons! Good luck is on your side and fortunes are to be made today!